OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
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so many options:
- draw me like one of your french girls
- u ok
- the camera went off by itself i am not a model
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this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
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- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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please tell me this is not for real
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Who needs a good job when you have a snapback?
smh
please tell me this isnt legit..
(Source: kushandlyrikz, via laughcentre)
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a guide to posting on tumblr
what are you twelve? delete that shit and start over
oh im sorry i didn’t realize that this was 2007
DO IT AGAIN
you know what fuck it let’s just do spastic capitalization
yeah you’re totally ready now, champ
i need a drink
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it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
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god bless this picture.
this omfg
He’s obviously not very confident
(Source: kylemelillo, via legit-humor)
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